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Teodor Dima

Ce smecherii mai fac romanii?

Duminica spre luni. Cam 1 noaptea asa. Zona Piata Muncii. Ninge ca-n povesti.

Imi curatam zapada proaspat depusa pe masina. Parcasem undeva in apropierea benzinariei Agip. Nu era absolut nimeni pe strada. Deodata ma trezesc langa masina cu un individ de vreo 45 de ani, inalt, bine imbracat.

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Steaua are pedigree de cap de serie

Astazi are loc o premiera la tragerea la sorti a grupelor Europa League: o echipa de club romaneasca este cap de serie in faza grupelor. Asta inseamna marcarea, in dinamica regulilor coeficientilor UEFA, a unor rezultate constant pozitive la nivel european. De fapt, este a doua performanta majora a generatiei Radoi dupa semifinala de UEFA din 2006. Pentru Romania, o experienta asemanatoare a existat la nivel de echipa nationala, cand generatia Hagi ne-a propulsat in prima urna valorica pentru preliminariile Euro 96 si CM 98, precum si, fapt fara precedent, la turneul final al mondialului din 1998.

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Timisoara: succes pe teren, esec la bani!

Poli Timisoara a reusit aseara o calificare istorica impotriva detinatoarei Cupei UEFA Sahtior Donetk. Calificare meritata, macar daca avem in vedere ca Poli era echipa calificata la sfarsitul fiecareia din cele patru reprize ale dublei manse. Este in primul rand meritul sportiv al echipei si al lui Sabau, care si-a intrecut profesorul in cel mai important meci al carierei sale de pana acum.
Succesul de pe teren aduce in mod evident bani mai multi in contul clubului. Totusi nu atat de multi. Printr-un gest cel putin neinspirat, Timisoara pierde mai mult de jumatate de milion de euro.

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Vinovat si anchetat pentru ca mi s-a spart masina! (partea I)

Ieri seara mi s-a spart masina. Au trecut deja mai bine de 12 ore de atunci. Mi-am montat un geam nou, asa ca masina nu mai e muzeu deschis cu intrarea prin stanga spate. Ce sa mai, pot trece peste elementele emotionale pentru a prezenta problemele de sistem ale acestui caz clasic de furt de romania.

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Terminat fotbal. Temperatura prea ridicata. Tricou prea ud. Aruncat tricou. Bust gol. Drum masina. Geam spart masina. Rucsac lipsa. Tricou de schimb lipsa. Sa fie primit. Chemat politie. Venit politie. Drum la sectie. Pentru declaratii.
Placerea de a intra in sectia de politie in chiloti si la bustul gol. Nepretuita.
Se stie, pentru toate celelalte exista mastercard. Si visa. Sa fie primite si ele.

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Moment mai zero de atat nu se putea

Am reusit sa raman fara buletin, carnet, talonul masinii, 2 telefone si toate cardurile.
Dintr-o singura miscare. A unui spargator de masini din tei.
Eu eram cu baietii la un fotbal :)

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Kaka-mania

“Va promit ca de acum inainte fiecare meci al Realului va fi un rendez-vous.” (Florentino Perez)

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